Chuck Norris vs Le Tour

Once Chuck Norris crashed in the Tour. The road got Chuck Norris rash.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to be aero because the wind gets out of his way
Chuck Norris sweats pure EPO.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris doesn’t chase down breakaways. Breakaways chase Chuck Norris.
All 21 switch backs on Alp d’Huez are called Chuck Norris
Hors catégorie is French for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished the Tour de France yesterday.
When they screen the riders’ blood for performance enhancing drugs, they’re looking for Chuck Norris.
Edit: Another one …

Greg Lemond accused Chuck Norris of doping. No one knows what really happened but they have agreed to call it a hunting accident.

Saying Goodbye

A few weeks ago a good friend, John Taliaferro, unexpectedly passed away. It was especially hard to take since John is the older brother of one of my very best friends, Will Taliaferro, whom I have known since middle school. It meant a lot to be able to attend John's Memorial Service and to share that with an incredible group of people. Without the support of my family I wouldn't have been able to make it there and for that I am extremely grateful. So every time I hear CSNY playing I will think of you John and know that you are in a good place. Your influence on all of us will always be there and I am so very thankful for the times we got share together. We miss you brother.

Gunnison Times:
Well known Gunnison resident John Taliaferro died unexpectedly in his home sometime late Wednesday night or early Thursday morning. He was 37.

Gunnison County Coroner Frank Vader reported that Talieferro was found in his home Thursday morning, June 26, after he didn't show up for work. Vader said the cause of death is unknown, but that by all appearances he died of natural causes. Foul play is not suspected, Vader said, adding that an autopsy will be performed.

Taliaferro grew up in the Penrose and Canon City areas and moved to Gunnison in the early '90s to attend Western State College. To help pay his way through school, he got a job as a cashier at High Mountain Liquor.

That is where he continued to work until his untimely death. He originally worked for former store owner Ralph Black and then for several years managed the store for current owner Terry Marrow. He was also the former manager of the Brick Cellar Wine Bar in Gunnison.

Taliaferro was a popular resident and active in community affairs. He was a member of the City of Gunnison's Planning and Zoning Commission. In fact, he attended the planning commission's regular meeting Wednesday night as normal. There was no indication that he was experiencing health problems.

Funeral services are expected to be held in Gunnison sometime next week. Arrangements have not yet been made.